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heh, heh, I like the idea of giving guns to schoolteachers… 🙂
in your case
I would not allow anything ballistically superior to a hockey stick.
Re: in your case
hey, I have a respectable slapshot…
a respectable bitch slap.
Re: more likely
a shot in which the player raises his stick in a backswing, with his strong hand held low on the shaft and his other hand on the end as a pivot. Then as the stick comes down toward the puck, the player leans into the stick to put all his power behind the shot and add velocity to the puck; achieves an extremely high speed (up to 120 miles per hour) but is less accurate than a wrist shot.
not much of a bitch slap
Assuming a 5 oz. girly puck, solving for energy yields about 150 foot pounds, roughly on par with .22 caliber rimfire.
Re: not much of a bitch slap
I don’t use no girly pucks, but thanks for the exciting links! I will now spend many a sleepless night converting mass and velocity into theology and geometry….
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