I like Russia. The people wear funny hats, get drunk most every day and dance a merry jig.
Maybe some people don’t like them so much, but those people have long beards, don’t like vodka and live in hot countries, which makes them very angry most of the time.
Me, I like the French ones. They wear funny hats, eat the guts of a goose and drink wine that stains the gums purple.
Life is good in old London town.